Does it mean we have lived in the city for too long if our kids think this is a chicken?

conversations with boys

Here are a few actual conversations that have occurred in our house recently.

Owen to Brent: "You are the weirdest thing ever."

Ashley: "Owen, you need to clean your room please."

Owen: "Why?"

Ashley: "Because I'm the boss."

Owen: "Daddy's the boss cause he drives."

Brent: "I'm not having any ice cream."

Brigham: "Why, because it gives you fatness?"

Brigham: "A kindergartener is half a third-grader."